I had all Jack Handey's books, some of the highlights for me were . . . "Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."
"Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind."
"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face."
"If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward."
I am the Pastor of Creative Arts at Granger Community Church. I am surrounded by a wonderful family, great friends, and a stellar team of Artists who serve fearlessly beside me.
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I had all Jack Handey's books, some of the highlights for me were . . .
"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."
"Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind."
"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face."
"If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward."
Hey friend,
Praying everything went well with Alex. He's an amaazing young man! Judy
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