I am a movie fanatic. I am a quoter - anything from the 80's and 90's I can probably quote with the best of them. I specialize in stupid comedies. Anything written by Harold Ramis, I liken to a Shakespearian sonnet. If its got Ben Stiller, Will Farrell, or Jim Carrey, I think it should automatically nominated for an academy award. I love spoofs, too. Anything like Airplane, Scarey Movie, Naked Gun, Hot Shots, Police Squad trips my trigger. So, when my son asked me to take him to his weekly movie, I thought, "Alright!... Meet the Spartans!" (This is a spoof about the movie, 300.)
Here's the trailer.
Yep. This could be it. I can now die peacefully knowing I have seen the worst movie of all time. Here is my review: (a quote of a review from another movie) This is a movie that "barely treads water in a sea of retarded sexuality."
What's the worst movie you have ever seen?
Monday, February 11, 2008
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Has to be "Ernest Goes to Jail" (1990) - A close 2nd would be "Ruby" (1992) - I love a good historical movie, but about the 4th time I saw the boom mic enter the frame, I was done :)
gotta be "cool runnings."
people love this movie, and i don't understand why.
if you're going to love a movie just because of john candy, love "the great outdoors!"
Uncorked! Well it might not be the worst ever but it is probably my least favorite. While I was a resident assistant at Bethel, our resident director made us watch it every year on our retreat. The only good thing in the movie is the random guitar solo in the middle
I don't think I can narrow it down to just one. It's a toss up between Ishtar and Condorman.
"even cowgirls get the blues"-hands down worst ever. Couldn't look at Uma with respect ever again!
Any sequel that does not use the original actors!! ie: dumb & dumber II (should not have wasted the film!!)
Has to be Basic Instinct 2. Had absolutely NO redeeming qualities.
"The Perfect Storm" was, for me, a pretty stinky movie. I didn't get the plot, I didn't like the characters, and I was glad the boat sank (terrible I know). Second to that is "Armageddon!" It's easier to train an oil crew to be astronauts than astronauts to drill a hole? Dumb!!!
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